Justine is back from Nottingham and her hair is long for the first time in eight years. Gen's scramble-off-arm-chair-and-hide-behind-it indignation at Mirrormask's bad, bad, surreality; us valiantly flailing through crunches on the table and KFC in the function room, covering Zihao's ears at unyielding Closer dialogue. So, new UVA peeps? Two words: Alpha Male. Not that it isn't going to make the new school year unusual-interesting, even if I like my men offbeat, and Kai won't stop making American jokes about the lack of women to Talk To.