Chores accomplished:

• Fridge turned out, food stains scrubbed out with old toothbrush and dishwashing liquid
• Laundry - sheets and blankets freshly washed so sister will not have to sleep on three months of accumulated germs, drool, etc. (no, I am not going to make you sleep on the floor for four nights, either)
• Floor vacuumed (but quickly re-grimed)
• Storage boxes picked up

Schoolwork accomplished: Nada

Stress: Flamin' high