A list that was obviously created with the Chinese-American in mind, but at the same time, strangely familiar. Here are some of the funnies off:

You Know You're Chinese When...

There is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

You go to a dance party, and there is a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

You never discuss your love life with your parents.

Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all.

Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.

White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist.

You know at least three people named Alan Wong.

You look like you are eighteen.

(Be offended or amused by the full list here)