Just Got Paid
"Yo people say my solo was impossible but when I get up on that mic I am
Unstoppable and it's probable when you hear voices laid down
You'll be bopping your head to this ill tight sound
You never thought you have me paid(paid)
Check is in the mail I got it made (made)
When you notice my smile it like Kool-aid 'cos I just got paid"
- An inane rap based on the Johnny Kemp version

Ill ghetto grammar lyrics! But I got a $50 hongbao from my boss. WOO HOO! So that isn't getting paid. That's a bonus. But that's fine with me, too.
I'm tired and out of words (I know, not a stretch, two original lines). I shall promote Lady Salsa. I shall contradict myself, again, regarding Jason Mraz. I worked hard today. It was great fun mangling Brazil and Portugal addresses. Trujillo and Eckart Zitzer, I shall remember for life. It would be fun to meet them and have no problem spelling their names in the least.
I have heard wild stories of the extremity of RJ security now. I shall quote a friend without asking for permission.
"Just FYI, my bro said that in view of the strict security, hidden pin cameras have been placed along all corridors and motion sensors have been installed in all classrooms. That's why all the councillors now move to RI to stay overnight, unless they want to trigger the motion sensors and flee as fugitives."
Whoa. What would RJ be like if you can't stroll out among the trees without getting busted?