Yes, shameless self-promotion. Very bad grammar (intentionally).
But a lot of fun as well ;) .:ning:.

Eloquent BG Conversation in the Canteen
© 5/1/03

Forget it make it work no let go
Try and try and cry no, lie
Blah blah blah I can’t hear you know
Why won’t the words come?
Just make the sacrifice of pride
For someone as small and scared
As me oh no her or him maybe...

I think I’ve grown up no I haven’t yet
No I’m fine go on if you like
No time, I want you to... go, and that’s that
I want the doughnut on the left-hand side
Ha ha ha very funny *roll eyes*
Yes Leo DiCaprio’s no big deal I don’t care
Come and sit here, no that’s not fair

Smile and smile feel so bo chap
Physics very boring no I like it
Why do you like her and... oh it’s just luck
Don’t so lovestruck, makes us feel sick
You always lose so do the forfeit
Like you? Sure I’ve got better things to do
Zai bie jian xue xiao you mei you du shu?

Why you so rude to a girl no manners
I don’t talk to you already
I really really really didn’t mean that
It’s not funny I’m telling you shut up
Wait, wait, wait I want to tell you
Don’t get angry please I
Come back! Come back…